What is Batman's favorite sport? Bat-sketball.

Where does Spiderman go for information? The web.

What kind of paper does Superman use? Fly paper.

What kind of soap does Nick Fury lather up with? Shield.

How did the Joker fix his chattering teeth? Crazy glue.

Why won't Captain America use the metric system? He refuses to support a foreign ruler.

Why was Aquaman angry with Aqualad? His grades were below C level.

Why did The Hulk flub his audition? He was green.
What does Ironman wear under his uniform? Nothing. He's Stark naked.

How did Commissioner Gordon fail on his date? He kept giving her Bat-Signals.

What is The Human Torches favorite candy? Fireballs.

What is the Green Goblin's favorite band? Smashing Pumpkins.

Where does the Green Arrow like to vacation? Lake Arrowhead.

How did Mr. Fantastic arrive at the superhero meeting? In a stretch limo.

​What do you do when The Hulk has B.O.? Deal with it.

What kind of lotto tickets does Black Panther like most? Scratchers. 
Why does The Scarlet Witch upset? She lost her Vision.

How did Johnny Blaze complete his memoirs? He used a ghostwriter.

What was Bruce Wayne’s job on the title league team? He was the bat boy. 
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Which candidate did Iron Fist want for President?
​Bernie Handers.
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​Where do Superheroes go for fun? The “Ball” of Justice.

How did Johnny Blaze complete his memoirs? He used a ghost writer. ​
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​Why didn't Wonder Woman bring her magic lasso to the signals bar? She didn't want to get tied down.


Why did Aunt May give Peter Parker a curfew? She thought he was hanging around a rough crowd.

What does Daredevil have on his birthday? Devils food cake.

Why does Dr. Strange practice magic and not medicine? Would you go to a doctor named Strange.

Why does Steel get so many traffic tickets? Because of his lead foot.

What does the Flash wear to the beach? Speedos.

Why did Electra ask out Daredevill? She likes blind dates.

Why can't you tell The Human Torch a secret? He'll spread it like wildfire.


​Why won't Captain America use the metric system? He refuses to support a foreign ruler.
What is the difference between Superman and a Mercedes thief? Superman bends steel, A Mercedes thief steals Benz.

​Where does Lex Luthor like to go hiking? Mt.Baldy.
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Why was Plastic Man in the hospital? He was getting plastic surgery.

Why do all the girls stay away from Spiderman? They hear he's a real swinger.
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How did the invisible girl get Mr. Fantastic to take out the trash? She twisted his arm.

Why is the Joker no fun at a party? He always has to have the last laugh.

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