Where does Spiderman go for information? The web.

What kind of paper does Superman use? Fly paper.

What is Batman's favorite sport? Bat-sketball.

What kind of soap does Nick Fury lather up with? Shield.

How did the Joker fix his chattering teeth? Crazy glue.

Why won't Captain America use the metric system? He refuses to support a foreign ruler.

Why was Aquaman angry with Aqualad? His grades were below C level.

Why did The Hulk flub his audition? He was green.

​Why does Steel get so many traffic tickets? Because of his lead foot.

What does Ironman wear under his uniform? Nothing. He's Stark naked.

How did Commissioner Gordon fail on his date? He kept giving her Bat Signals.

What is The Human Torches favorite candy? Fireballs.

What is the Green Goblin's favorite band? Smashing Pumpkins.

Where does the Green Arrow like to vacation? Lake Arrowhead.

How did Mr. Fantastic arrive at the superhero meeting? In a stretch limo.

Why do all the girls stay away from Spiderman? They hear he's a real swinger.

Where does Lex Luthor like to go hiking? Mt.Baldy.

What do you do when The Hulk has B.O.? Deal with it.

What's the difference between The Green Lantern and a cashier? A cashier rings up his charges, The Green Lantern charges up his ring.

What did the Invisible Girl wear on her wedding night? A see through gown.

What is The Thing's favorite Candy? Rock candy.
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