What's
the difference between The Green Lantern and a cashier?
A
cashier rings up his charges, The Green Lantern charges up his
ring.
Why
is Impulse so good at Math?
He uses "Flash" cards.
Why
does Dr. Strange practice magic and not medicine?
Would you go to a Doctor named Strange?
What
is the difference between Superman and a Mercedes thief?
Superman bends steel, a Mercedes thief steals Benz
Why
do the Hulk's tulips look so healthy? Because of
his green thumb.
How
does Sharpman like his orange juice? From concentrate.
Why
does Two Face eat alone? Two's company, three's a
crowd.
Why
is the Joker no fun at a party?
He always has to have the last laugh.
Why
does the Human Furnace stay up so late? He likes
to burn the midnight oil.
Why
did Cyclops quit his part time job? It turned out
to be more than meets the eye.
Why
did Cyclops tell Jean Grey to talk to the hand?
They didn't see eye to eye.
Why
shouldn't you tell The Human Torch a secret? It would
spread like wildfire.
What
kind of soap does Nick Fury lather up with? Shield.
How
did the Joker fix his chattering teeth?
Crazy glue.
Why
won't Captain America use the metric system? He refuses
to support a foreign ruler.
How
did the invisible girl get Mr. Fantastic to take out the trash?
She twisted his arm.
What
does the Flash wear to the beach? Speedos.
How
does the Wave like his shrimp cocktails? Watered
down.
Why
was Aquaman angry with Aqualad? His grades were below
C level.
Why
did The Hulk flub his audition? He was green.
How
did Mr. Fantastic arrive at the superhero meeting?
In a stretch limo.
Where
does Lex Luthor like to go hiking? Mt.Baldy.
What
is The Human Torches favorite candy? Fireballs.
What do you do when The Hulk has B.O.?
Deal with it.
What
does Ironman wear under his uniform? Nothing. He's
Stark naked.
Why
didn't Wonder Woman bring her magic lasso to the singles bar?
She didn't want to get tied down.
Why
does Steel get so many traffic tickets?
Because of his lead foot.
Why
do all the girls stay away from Spiderman? They hear
he's a real swinger.
How
did Society's Sun win back his love? Sunflowers.
What
is Batman's favorite sport? Batsketball.
Why
didn't the Joker join the Penguins club? He thought
it was for the birds
Where
does Spiderman go for information?
The web.
What
kind of paper does Superman use? Fly paper.
What
is The Punisher's favorite band? Guns and Roses.
What
is the Green Goblin's favorite band? Smashing Pumpkins.
Where does the Green Arrow like to
vacation? Lake Arrowhead.
What
is The Thing's favorite Candy? Rock candy.
Why
was Plastic Man in the hospital?
He was getting plastic surgery.
What does Daredevil have on his birthday?
Devils food cake.
What
did the Invisible Girl wear on her wedding night?
A see through gown.
What
did The Father of Time say about the book on his life?
It's about time. |
